The Glorious Classic
- Discreet shipping — no branding on the box of the portable glory hole, no awkward labels.
- Portable and renter-friendly — installs in under 2 minutes, no tools or drilling needed.
- Fits most doorways — works with openings from 28″ to 32″ wide.
- High-quality fabric — made from durable, washable gsm230 blackout curtain material.

More Portable Glory Holes

The Royal Glory
- With carrying case
- Gold-colored pattern (front side)

The Spicy Booth
- Use one panel or all three
- Turn any space into a glory hole booth

The Glory Table
- Like a massage table… but extra satisfying
What People Are Saying
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“Took it to a weekend getaway — set it up in 2 minutes. No mess, no awkwardness.”
— Sam L., 33, Denver • Frequent traveler
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“We live in an apartment and wanted something renter-friendly. This worked perfectly — no damage, no weird looks from the neighbors.”
— Jasmine R., 29, NYC • First-time buyer
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“I was worried it’d feel flimsy or cheap, but honestly it feels premium. Super secure, and shipping was super discreet.”
— “SilentHands”, 41, Chicago • Verified buyer
FAQs About Portable Glory Hole Kits
What is a portable glory hole?
A portable glory hole is a discreet, easy-to-install setup that allows for private encounters without permanent fixtures. It’s designed for quick assembly and takedown, making it perfect for home, travel, or rental use.
How does a tension-mounted glory hole work?
Our curtain-based portable glory hole uses two adjustable tension rods that fit securely in most standard doorways. No screws or drilling required — just stretch, lock in place, and you’re good to go.
Will it damage my walls or doorway?
No — the design is completely damage-free. The tension rods apply outward pressure to stay in place without leaving marks, making them renter-safe and landlord-approved.
How private is the shipping?
We ship all orders in plain, unmarked packaging. There are no labels, branding, or descriptions that reveal the contents — your privacy is 100% protected.
What doorway sizes will it fit?
Our kits are adjustable to fit most doorways from 28 to 32 inches wide — the most common residential and hotel doorway range.