Why a love blanket exists?
Let’s stop pretending.
Sex gets wet.
Sometimes it gets really wet.
And nothing kills a moment faster than thinking, “Oh shit… that’s the mattress.”
Not for romance.
Not for decoration.
For fucking without consequences.
A proper waterproof sex blanket lets you go harder, last longer, and stop worrying about what you’re soaking through while you’re busy making a mess on purpose.
What a Love Blanket Is Really Meant For
A real love blanket isn’t a “cute throw.”
It’s not a pet cover.
And it sure as hell isn’t a towel you’re folding four times and hoping for the best.
It’s built for:
- Squirting
- Lube everywhere
- Oil, sweat, spit
- Repeated movement
- Bodies grinding, shifting, sliding
- Noisy, enthusiastic sex
If it can’t handle that, it’s not a blanket, it’s lying to you.
Why Cheap Waterproof Blankets Are a Buzzkill
You’ve probably tried one of these:
- Crinkly plastic sheets that sound like a trash bag
- “Water-resistant” blankets that soak through in 10 minutes
- Rubber mats that slide around while you’re mid-thrust
- Towels that end up completely useless and still ruin the bed
Those products are for accidents.
A love blanket is for intentional mess.
Product Spotlight: The Pound Pad (Home in Bold)
The Pound Pad is what happens when someone actually designs a blanket for people who fuck like adults.
This isn’t marketing fluff here’s why it works:
- Triple-layer waterproof system
Lab-tested for 8+ hours with water and gel. Zero leaks. Zero stains. If you soak it, it still doesn’t touch your sheets. - Dense double-sided micro-velvet
Soft enough for naked skin. Silent when you move. Up to 40% denser than other blankets, so it doesn’t bunch up while you’re going at it. - TPU waterproof barrier inside
Breathable, flexible, and completely unforgiving to fluids. Everything stays on top where it belongs. - Designed specifically as a love blanket for squirting
This thing is thick on purpose. It absorbs, contains, and protects even when things get sloppy.
Available Sizes (Yes, Size Matters)
- 60×80 inches – Queen size coverage
- 80×90 inches – Extra room to move
- 82×108 inches – Full bed, no limits
How to Use a Love Blanket (The Right Way)
1. Put It Down Before Clothes Come Off
Don’t wait until things are already wet. Lay it flat where you’re fucking bed, couch, floor.
2. Velvet Side Up
That’s the side your skin touches. The waterproof layers do their job underneath.
3. Fuck Like You Mean It
Once it’s down, stop holding back. That’s the entire point.
4. Aftercare, Not Panic
When you’re done, toss it in the wash. No mattress damage there is no shame. Absolutely no stress.
When Bed Protection Is Non-Negotiable
- Squirting nights
- Oil or massage play
- Lube-heavy sessions
- Period sex
- Hotels (because hotel sheets are not your friend)
- Furniture you don’t want permanently ruined
This is freedom. Not caution.
FAQ: Love Blanket
What is a love blanket?
A love blanket is a waterproof, washable blanket designed to protect beds and furniture during sex especially when things get wet.
Can a love blanket really handle squirting?
Yes, if it’s built properly. The Pound Pad uses a triple-layer waterproof system specifically designed for heavy fluid play.
Is a love blanket better than towels?
Absolutely. Towels soak through, slide around, and fail. A love blanket stays put and blocks everything.
Does a love blanket feel plasticky?
Cheap ones do. The Pound Pad uses dense micro-velvet, soft, silent, and skin-friendly.
What size should I get?
Queen (60×80) works for most. Go bigger if you move a lot or want full-bed protection.
Final Word
A love blanket isn’t about being reckless.
It’s about being prepared enough to fuck without hesitation.
When you stop worrying about stains, you stay in the moment longer.
When you stay in the moment, everything feels better.
Home in Bold makes gear for people who don’t half-commit.
Your setup shouldn’t either.
