GloryHoleToGo is run by Glorious Holius — three gay men who’ve been navigating sex clubs, glory holes, and adult venues for over a decade. We started this site in 2018 because every buying guide we found for sex furniture was either written by someone who’d clearly never touched the product, or was a thinly veiled ad dressed up as a review.
Who We Are
We’re three gay men based across the US — one in New York, one in LA, one in Chicago. Between us, we’ve visited adult venues, sex clubs, and gay cruising spots across the United States and Europe. We understand what “discreet” actually means when you live in a thin-walled apartment. We know what “easy to clean” looks like after a party versus in a product description.
We’re not sex therapists or medical professionals, and we don’t pretend to be. What we are is experienced: we’ve been using, testing, and reviewing sex furniture since before most of the brands in this space existed.
What We Cover
- Sex furniture reviews — queening chairs, milking tables, bondage frames, sex swings, positioning wedges, and specialty pieces for gay men and couples.
- Buying guides — what to actually look for, how to compare brands, what features matter for real use versus marketing copy.
- Venue guides — glory holes, sex clubs, cruising spots, and adult venues in cities across the US and beyond. We visit in person; we don’t just copy from other lists.
- Sex toy care & storage — because keeping equipment clean, safe, and hidden (when needed) is part of the lifestyle.
Our Review Process
Before we publish any product review or buying guide, at least one of us has either:
- Personally tested the product over a minimum of four weeks of real use — not just an unboxing.
- Interviewed multiple long-term owners who’ve used the product for six months or more and agreed to give us honest feedback including negatives.
We don’t base reviews on product specifications or manufacturer descriptions alone. We look at build quality, real-world durability, cleaning practicality, noise, storage footprint, and whether the product actually does what it promises in the positions and uses it’s marketed for.
Disclosure & Editorial Independence
Some links on this site are affiliate links — if you click and buy, we earn a small commission at no extra cost to you. We also have a commercial relationship with My Home in Bold, which manufactures several of the specialty sex furniture pieces we review.
We disclose these relationships clearly. Commercial relationships don’t change our ratings — if a product we’re affiliated with is mediocre, we say so and explain what’s wrong. Our reputation with this community is worth more than any commission.
We never accept payment to change a recommendation, publish a sponsored post without labelling it clearly, or inflate ratings for a product we wouldn’t actually use ourselves.
Since 2018
GloryHoleToGo launched in 2018 with a single focus: honest information for gay men who want better sex furniture and real venue guides. We’ve grown from a hobby blog to a site that covers hundreds of topics across sex furniture, venue guides, care & maintenance, and lifestyle — always from the perspective of people who actually live this, not people who write about it from a distance.
If you have questions, corrections, or want to share your own product experience, reach us via the contact page. We read every message.