Some nights get a little wild.
Some partners get a little enthusiastic.
And some mattresses… well, they deserve protection too — which is why so many couples rely on a top-rated waterproof intimacy blanket to keep things clean.
Meet The Pound Pad, Our audacious, ultra-plush, 100% waterproof sex blanket is designed for the way real people actually have sex — which is why it’s known as the highest-rated waterproof sex blanket on Amazon. Available in Twin, Queen, and King, its 4.9★ rating speaks for itself.
Because yes… protection is important. Wink wink.
Think of it as:
“A condom for your mattress.”
Except softer, bigger, and way more fun.
What Makes the Pound Pad Different?
100% Waterproof. No Exceptions.
The Pound Pad is known as the Highest Rated Waterproof Sex Blanket for a reason. It doesn’t “resist moisture.” It denies it.
Squirting, sweat, lube, oil, melted candlewax—nothing gets through.
Your sheets stay dry.
The mattress stays untouched.
And best of all—cleanup takes under 10 seconds.
Soft, Luxurious, and Built for Skin-On-Skin Contact
No crinkly plastic.
No tarp vibes.
Just a velvety top layer designed for bodies, friction, and however long round two lasts.
The bottom layer is a silent, impenetrable waterproof membrane engineered to stop absolutely everything.
Sized for Every Situation (Twin, Queen, King)
Whether it’s a quickie, a marathon, or “we should probably hydrate,” the Pound Pad comes in sizes that match your ambition.
- Twin – For travel, solo adventures, or tight spaces
- Queen – The one-size-fits-most sex blanket
- King – For couples who use alllll the bed
Why People Love It – and Why It Has a 4.9★ Rating
We built this blanket because all the others sucked:
- They leaked
- They slid around
- They felt like medical equipment
- They shouted “accident,” not “intimacy”
The Pound Pad fixes all of it.
It actually works. Every time.
Users say they’ve stopped ruining sheets and finally enjoy sex without the “laundry anxiety” afterwards.
Or, as one reviewer put it:
“It saved my marriage and my mattress.”
We’ll take it.
When You’ll Use the Pound Pad (More Often Than You Think)
1. Squirting / Wet Play
The #1 reason people buy it.
The Pound Pad can take heavy impact and stay bone-dry underneath.
2. Lube-Heavy Nights
No more oily stains or residue.
3. Backdoor Adventures
Trust us, you want protection.
4. Massage + Body Oil Play
Turn your bedroom into a spa without ruining your bed.
5. Travel
Hotel bedding is… questionable.
The Pound Pad is not.
Make Love, Not Laundry
Aftercare should be cuddling — not stripping the bed at 2AM.
Shake it out.
Throw it in the wash.
Done.
The Pound Pad lets you focus on the fun, not the mess.
Because yes… “It’s like a condom for your mattress.”
And nothing gets through it.
Which Size Should You Choose?
TWIN:
- Perfect for travel
- Solo or couple use
- Covers the “action zone” without taking over the bed
QUEEN:
- Our most popular
- Big enough for movement
- Great balance of size and convenience
KING:
- Maximum coverage
- Maximum chaos
- For couples who use every corner of the bed
Why the Pound Pad Is Worth It
Because your time is valuable.
Your sheets are expensive.
Your mattress is very expensive.
And your sex life?
That deserves to be fun, not stressful.
The Pound Pad gives you:
- Zero mess
- Zero smell
- Zero stains
- Zero anxiety
- Zero hesitation
Just freedom, confidence, and a bed that survives anything you throw at it.
The Pound Pad™, For Every Body.
Sexy, protective, bold, and built to last.
Once you try it, you’ll wonder how you ever did without it.
And your mattress will quietly whisper “thank you.”
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