Author name: Glorious Holius

We're Glorious Holius — three gay men who've spent the better part of a decade navigating glory holes, sex clubs, and adult venues across the US, Europe, and beyond. What started as a personal obsession became GloryHoleToGo: a resource built on real hands-on experience testing sex furniture, talking to manufacturers, and understanding what actually works for gay men in real apartments. Between us, we've personally tested or reviewed over 50 pieces of sex furniture — queening chairs, milking tables, sex swings, bondage frames, positioning wedges, and storage solutions — and visited more venues than we care to count. We know the difference between a piece that photographs beautifully and one that holds up after six months of real use. We also understand the practicalities that most reviews skip: noise levels, neighbour-friendliness, storage footprint, cleaning time, and discretion. Our editorial process is simple: every product we recommend has been either personally tested or evaluated through structured interviews with community members who own and use it long-term. We disclose commercial relationships clearly (including affiliate links), and we never accept payment to change a rating or recommendation. If a product disappoints, we say so — loudly. Since 2018, GloryHoleToGo has covered three beats: venue guides for gay-friendly cities worldwide, sex furniture buying guides written for function over fantasy, and honest reviews of specialty equipment you won't find covered fairly anywhere else. Our goal is to be the most trustworthy, experience-backed voice in a space that's historically been full of paid fluff.

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