Let’s be honest for a second.
A normal towel is a liar.
It looks helpful. Pretends it’s ready. It makes a big show of being “absorbent.” And then the moment things get even a little enthusiastic… it gives up, soaks through, and leaves you with a wet mattress and a mess you didn’t sign up for.
That’s exactly why squirt towels exist.
And no, they’re not just “nicer towels.” They’re a completely different category of gear built for adults who actually use their bed.
Enter: POUND PAD LITE – the 2-Pack Sex Towels from Home in Bold.
Towel-sized. Blanket-soft. Secretly waterproof. Zero shame.
Here are 5 things squirt towels do that normal towels will never, ever manage.
1. They Stop Liquids Instead of Politely Accepting Them
A regular towel’s entire personality is: “I will absorb this and pass it directly to your sheets.”
POUND PAD LITE squirt towels are built differently:
- Multi-layer design with a hidden waterproof barrier
- Absorbs fast on top
- Blocks moisture underneath completely
- Doesn’t soak through. Doesn’t leak. Don’t betray you.
They’re not just absorbent. They’re defensive.
2. They Protect the Bed Without Killing the Mood
Most “protective” products feel like medical equipment.
These don’t.
- Soft, quiet, plush surface (no crinkle, no plastic vibes)
- Feels like a blanket, not a tarp
- Stays in place instead of sliding around
- Doesn’t remind you that you’re being “responsible”
They protect your bed without turning the room into a hospital.
3. They’re Built Specifically for Messy Fun (Not Accidents)
A bath towel is for water.
A squirt towel is for… enthusiasm.
POUND PAD LITE is:
- Thicker than a normal towel
- Designed for repeat use
- Made to handle more than “oops I spilled my drink”
- Washable, reusable, and ready again tomorrow
This is intentional gear, not emergency cleanup.
4. They Feel Like a Blanket But Work Like Armor
Here’s the part that makes them different from every “waterproof towel” on the internet:
- Sized like a towel for easy placement
- Feels soft and plush like a blanket
- But inside? A hidden waterproof membrane
- Breathable on top, impenetrable underneath
You get comfort and protection. Not one or the other.
5. You Get Two (Because One Is Optimistic)
The POUND PAD LITE comes as a 2-pack for a reason:
- One for the bed, one for the couch
- One for round one, one for round two
- One in the wash, one in play
- Or just more coverage, more options, more flexibility
Because pretending one towel is always enough is adorable. And incorrect.
Why POUND PAD LITE Squirt Towels Are Not “Just Towels”
These aren’t bath towels.
They don’t throw blankets.
They’re sex towels designed for adults who know what they’re doing.
Specifically:
- Towel-sized coverage
- Plush, blanket-like feel
- Hidden waterproof barrier
- Quiet, soft, stays in place
- Designed by Home in Bold the brand that keeps you coming (back)
They solve the exact problem normal towels pretend to solve.
How to Use Squirt Towels (Without Overthinking It)
- Lay it on the bed, couch, or wherever you want protection
- Let it hang over the edge for extra coverage (yes, that’s why it’s sized this way)
- Do your thing
- Toss it in the wash
- Repeat
No setup. No more ceremony. And no mood-killing prep.
Who Squirt Towels Are For
- Couples who like protection without plastic vibes
- People who are tired of washing full sheets every time
- Anyone who wants comfort + confidence in one layer
- People who understand that “just use a towel” is a lie
FAQ: Squirt Towels
What are squirt towels?
Squirt towels are waterproof towels for intimacy designed to absorb moisture on top while blocking it underneath, protecting your bed or furniture.
Are squirt towels different from normal towels?
Yes. Normal towels absorb and then leak through. Squirt towels like POUND PAD LITE have a hidden waterproof layer that stops moisture completely.
Can you wash and reuse squirt towels?
Yes. POUND PAD LITE squirt towels are washable, reusable, and made for repeat use.
How big are these squirt towels?
They’re towel-sized for easy placement, but designed with extra coverage and overhang so they protect more than just the center of the bed.
Do squirt towels feel like plastic?
No. POUND PAD LITE towels have a soft, plush, blanket-like surface. The waterproof layer is hidden inside, not on top.
The Bottom Line
A normal towel hopes for the best.
A squirt towel is prepared.
POUND PAD LITE gives you:
- Protection without plastic
- Comfort without compromise
- Cleanup without drama
- And two towels so you’re never caught unprepared
Sized like a towel.
Soft like a blanket.
Built for adults who know what they’re here for.
